DARCY LEWIS

keishid asked: Being slightly quieter about existing than it has for a long time?

I'm glad. ^_^

Me too, man. Me too.

Anonymous asked: ლ☆✿ω✖ω✿☆ლ If you are a confident, beautiful black lesbian blogger, someone will put this in your ass. ლ☆✿ω✖ω✿☆ლ
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*

crotchetyoldodin asked: Hello, Lady Lewis. How fair thee on this fine day?

I fair… pretty well? 

And with that I take my leave.

number1odinson:

I must return to Asgard to care for it in my father’s absence. I will still communicate through this site as often as possible, though my responses may be slow as there is much that must be done.  

Jane, Darcy, Erik Selvig, I am grateful to you for what you’ve done for me, for taking me in when few others would have, for enduring me at my best and my worst, and for being the family I needed. I owe you my life, and you deserve far more than I can ever hope to offer. Jane, I will return, I swear it. You will have your promised date.

Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, you have been loyal, selfless and courageous in the face of unthinkable odds. I am glad to call you my brothers, for you have earned yourselves the respect of Asgard.

To the members of S.H.I.E.L.D. that I met, if I harmed you, I am sorry. Consider our past put behind us and know that I consider myself your ally for the sake of protecting Midgard from any who would seek its destruction.

I also borrowed a number of items from your camp during my brief stay. I’ve left them in Erik’s living room, and if you keep your promise of returning the stolen research, you will be able to retrieve them. Erik, I am certain I managed to arrange them in one neat pile, but just in case, keep watch for a stray arrow or two that may lie beneath the couch cushions. 

Take care, Midgardians, and if you have need of me, call. I will return to your side without a second thought. 

Holy crap, my iPod.

Thor! Hey. I wanted to — I mean, you’re coming back and everything, but — and if you don’t, I track you down myself. But, I mean. You were sort of like this… I don’t know. Rock. Of good-looking-ness. And cool-ness. (And it was pretty fun watching you stuff your face with all the food you could get your hands on, and falling over Jane, and learning Earth stuff.) And — I don’t know. Family’s probably the right word, so I guess I’ll go with that. 

So, um. Yeah. 

I’ll miss you. A lot. Go be awesome.

keishid asked: Darcy! :D I missed you. How are you?

Doing well! Better. Now that stuff’s kinda blown over. Or blowing over, I guess.

Thor,could you be convinced to do porn? With Loki? (Darcy is totally the one who brought it up on Girls Night Out)

drselvig:

taserphile:

number1odinson:

Porn?

What is that, exactly? If it was Darcy’s idea, I cannot see how it would hurt. 

Um. Wha—

Okay? No. Nononono. I don’t know who thought it was my idea, but it really, really wasn’t. Just. Ignore that, and never, ever do a Google search for it. Ever. Please. Thanks. Cool.

Dear God

I…

Why is this even a thing that is on my tumblr dashboard.

Why.

Shh, Dr. Selvig. Only science now. Just forget this ever happened, and we’ll be okay.

agent19 asked: You ever need anything, S.H.I.E.L.D. is here to help.

Thanks. I think we’re good, but it’s nice to know you’ve got my back.

And my iPod.

Thor,could you be convinced to do porn? With Loki? (Darcy is totally the one who brought it up on Girls Night Out)

number1odinson:

Porn?

What is that, exactly? If it was Darcy’s idea, I cannot see how it would hurt. 

Um. Wha—

Okay? No. Nononono. I don’t know who thought it was my idea, but it really, really wasn’t. Just. Ignore that, and never, ever do a Google search for it. Ever. Please. Thanks. Cool.

agent19 asked: Glad to see you're alright, Ms. Lewis.

Thanks! :)